








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 486 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 812 | 8% |
| Smokes | 3513 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3430 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2367 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $964,461 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZBOUBE | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | < Jox > | 41% | 37 |
| #3 | lexoseb36(fr) | 32% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZBOUBE | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | < Jox > | 41% | 37 |
| #3 | lexoseb36(fr) | 32% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexoseb36(fr) | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | < Jox > | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ZBOUBE | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZBOUBE | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | lexoseb36(fr) | 106 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | < Jox > | 48 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < Jox > | +5.26 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | ZBOUBE | +1.24 | 25 | 65 |
| #3 | R@GNAR ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) | -2.11 | 29 | 38 |
| #4 | lexoseb36(fr) | -5.99 | 10 | 47 |





