








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 546 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17862 | 47% |
| Smokes | 5860 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 7766 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6304 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,337,358 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | door hinge | 51% | 145 |
| #2 | w4nky | 44% | 165 |
| #3 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | 43% | 197 |
| #4 | George W Bush | 41% | 210 |
| #5 | TTV-FrankieS60R | 38% | 495 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | door hinge | +3.17 | 52 | 52 |
| #2 | Sealteamsix9 | +0.65 | 45 | 61 |
| #3 | w4nky | +0.50 | 41 | 46 |
| #4 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | +0.30 | 38 | 57 |
| #5 | tsu-kun | -0.07 | 37 | 33 |





