








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1961 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1554 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1176 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1465 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $452,407 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAPSA19 | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Elkku | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | Elomato | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | LA441 | 27% | 26 |
| #5 | el tiburon | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAPSA19 | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Elkku | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | Elomato | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | LA441 | 27% | 26 |
| #5 | el tiburon | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA441 | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | TAPSA19 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Elomato | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAPSA19 | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Elkku | 65 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Elomato | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | el tiburon | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAPSA19 | +4.33 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Elomato | +4.17 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | Elkku | +0.32 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | Samba | -0.19 | 42 | 62 |
| #5 | el tiburon | -2.49 | 33 | 47 |





