








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1222 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 104 | 26% |
| Smokes | 44 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 113 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 145 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $65,874 of utility $12 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Herra Miljoona | 58% | 50 |
| #3 | Mill1MP | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | niilo ツ | 43% | 56 |
| #5 | el tiburon | 42% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | el tiburon | 42% | 81 |
| #6 | Elomato | 40% | 175 |
| #7 | Elkku | 38% | 156 |
| #8 | le monk | 29% | 31 |
| #9 | Samba | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 12 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Elomato | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Elkku | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | niilo ツ | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | el tiburon | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elkku | 465 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Elomato | 312 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | niilo ツ | 163 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | UnReaL | 147 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | el tiburon | 117 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra Miljoona | +8.02 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | UnReaL | +5.48 | 80 | 55 |
| #3 | Elomato | +3.43 | 78 | 49 |
| #4 | Elkku | -0.23 | 62 | 52 |
| #5 | niilo ツ | -1.27 | 40 | 37 |





