








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2979 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1866 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1918 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $693,314 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnReaL | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | Herra Miljoona | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | Elomato | 45% | 137 |
| #4 | niilo ツ | 41% | 41 |
| #5 | Mill1MP | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | el tiburon | 39% | 80 |
| #7 | LA441 | 38% | 156 |
| #8 | Samba | 37% | 27 |
| #9 | le monk | 36% | 36 |
| #10 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA441 | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | UnReaL | 9 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ ๋ | 7 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | Elomato | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | niilo ツ | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elomato | 297 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | UnReaL | 140 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | el tiburon | 139 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | niilo ツ | 112 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Herra Miljoona | 109 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herra Miljoona | +5.88 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | UnReaL | +2.82 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | Elomato | +2.28 | 80 | 53 |
| #4 | Elkku | -0.97 | 62 | 55 |
| #5 | le monk | -1.12 | 63 | 55 |





