








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 712 | 43% |
| Smokes | 435 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 112 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 379 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,306 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el tiburon | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | t4ku | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Mill1MP | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | Samba | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Rasilainen | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Samba | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Rasilainen | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | Elomato | 33% | 12 |
| #7 | Elkku | 29% | 14 |
| #8 | LA441 | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mill1MP | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Samba | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | t4ku | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mill1MP | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Samba | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Elkku | 42 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Elomato | 22 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | t4ku | 14 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAPSA19 | +4.60 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Elomato | +2.93 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | t4ku | +1.16 | 70 | 45 |
| #4 | Rasilainen | -0.79 | 52 | 41 |
| #5 | Elkku | -2.76 | 58 | 65 |





