








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 189 | 16% |
| Smokes | 226 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 582 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 210 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $705,197 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SHAMMY | 39% | 31 |
| #2 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 38% | 213 |
| #3 | ♕︎ KatKingKole | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | Chet | 38% | 40 |
| #5 | alexser_007⭐ | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ★HittuLegend | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | BIGGIE | 34% | 61 |
| #9 | Oskway | 32% | 72 |
| #10 | NOTFEMBOY | 32% | 19 |
| #11 | =𖦹 Mirage Man 𖦹= | 28% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 72 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | Playing 1 Handed | 24 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Oskway | 12 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | =𖦹 Mirage Man 𖦹= | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Chet | 7 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 732 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Playing 1 Handed | 380 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Chet | 144 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Oskway | 141 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | BIGGIE | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | +7.45 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | ★HittuLegend | +7.08 | 80 | 35 |
| #3 | NOTFEMBOY | +5.51 | 82 | 45 |
| #4 | Chet | +1.27 | 58 | 58 |
| #5 | Oskway | +1.04 | 75 | 44 |





