








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2727 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1977 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1437 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $717,645 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 791 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGGIE | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | ★HittuLegend | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | SHAMMY | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | Playing 1 Handed | 44% | 95 |
| #5 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 43% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ★HittuLegend | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | SHAMMY | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | Playing 1 Handed | 44% | 95 |
| #5 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 43% | 61 |
| #6 | fent fairy | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 20 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | Playing 1 Handed | 12 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | ★HittuLegend | 8 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | fent fairy | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | BIGGIE | 5 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playing 1 Handed | 212 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | 194 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | BIGGIE | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★HittuLegend | 22 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | SHAMMY | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★HittuLegend | +10.60 | 96 | 30 |
| #2 | =☢ nuke girl ☢= | +6.09 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | SHAMMY | +1.84 | 69 | 16 |
| #4 | BIGGIE | -0.54 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | alexser_007⭐ | -1.57 | 43 | 41 |





