








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2733 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3426 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2344 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2731 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2992 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,163 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 473 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GNGY | rvnZ | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | AgentGilbert | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | Skill Issue | 49% | 205 |
| #4 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | Grape | 42% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Skill Issue | 49% | 205 |
| #4 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 48% | 233 |
| #5 | Grape | 42% | 199 |
| #6 | Toppsy | 42% | 67 |
| #7 | Jawn | 33% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grape | 36 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Skill Issue | 21 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Toppsy | 15 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Jawn | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grape | 657 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Skill Issue | 487 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 269 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | Toppsy | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | AgentGilbert | 118 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | +5.08 | 91 | 44 |
| #2 | Skill Issue | +2.29 | 80 | 48 |
| #3 | Grape | -0.68 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | Toppsy | -0.86 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | AgentGilbert | -2.02 | 44 | 51 |





