








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1092 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1401 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1308 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,146,622 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GNGY | rvnZ | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | AgentGilbert | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 50% | 131 |
| #4 | Skill Issue | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | Grape | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 50% | 131 |
| #4 | Skill Issue | 47% | 107 |
| #5 | Grape | 43% | 95 |
| #6 | Toppsy | 38% | 24 |
| #7 | Freezypoo | 33% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grape | 19 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Skill Issue | 15 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Freezypoo | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Toppsy | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grape | 347 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Skill Issue | 256 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Freezypoo | 247 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | 160 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | GNGY | rvnZ | 92 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anp0w's Millimeter Defeater | +6.03 | 91 | 44 |
| #2 | Skill Issue | +2.68 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | GNGY | rvnZ | +0.58 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | Toppsy | +0.22 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | Grape | -0.48 | 67 | 59 |





