








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1094 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 20% |
| Smokes | 623 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 551 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 666 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,717 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | millert | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | Whitey | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | Zolo | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | :| | 67% | 9 |
| #5 | Tony | 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rav1e | 9 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | RuflU | 9 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | PANDAZZZZ | 7 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Stjáni Guli | 5 | 0.0227 |
| #5 | Nonni | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rav1e | 145 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | PANDAZZZZ | 109 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | RuflU | 81 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nonni | 72 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tony | 32 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :| | +7.52 | 66 | 39 |
| #2 | millert | +7.41 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Tony | +2.71 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | Stjáni Guli | +1.82 | 91 | 49 |
| #5 | * peterr ,=,e | +1.35 | 83 | 79 |





