








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1464 | 36% |
| Smokes | 985 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 819 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 851 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $123,049 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nonni | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | _XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_XD_ | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | EddezeNNN | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | RuflU | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | * peterr ,=,e | 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rav1e | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Blick | 7 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Tony | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | EddezeNNN | 1 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | RuflU | 1 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EddezeNNN | +2.78 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | Tony | +2.59 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | rav1e | +2.31 | 92 | 68 |
| #4 | TH0R | +2.04 | 96 | 60 |
| #5 | * peterr ,=,e | +1.73 | 82 | 73 |





