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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14934 | 29% |
| Smokes | 12383 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 13404 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 10421 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,701,396 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tim | 62% | 108 |
| #2 | Sinpure | 58% | 503 |
| #3 | iudex | 58% | 90 |
| #4 | d4n ツ | 57% | 402 |
| #5 | Halo4 | 57% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Flippy Nips | 53% | 346 |
| #10 | FoxySplash | 53% | 92 |
| #11 | Alanis | 53% | 615 |
| #12 | Declan_3D | 52% | 226 |
| #13 | SJ | 50% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alanis | 49 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Sinpure | 35 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | iudex | 20 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Flippy Nips | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | d4n ツ | 12 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinpure | 2312 | 0.23 | 61 min |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ SluRRY⭕⃤ | 1523 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| #3 | Flippy Nips | 1313 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #4 | d4n ツ | 1060 | 0.13 | 30 min |
| #5 | Alanis | 522 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinpure | +3.98 | 77 | 81 |
| #2 | Pablo | +3.98 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Squid | +2.44 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | iudex | +1.57 | 81 | 58 |
| #5 | d4n ツ | +1.38 | 63 | 66 |





