








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1649 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2203 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1401 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1096 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,472 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⭕⃤ SluRRY⭕⃤ | 57% | 91 |
| #2 | Sinpure | 55% | 130 |
| #3 | foodHot | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Pablo | 52% | 226 |
| #5 | FoxySplash | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | RECO | 39% | 31 |
| #12 | Squid | 38% | 21 |
| #13 | PGxRANDOM | 36% | 28 |
| #14 | Hunt_4_EB | 34% | 35 |
| #15 | 冰淇淋 | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alanis | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Pablo | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Sinpure | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Flippy Nips | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | d4n ツ | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 1053 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #2 | Sinpure | 582 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #3 | Flippy Nips | 564 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #4 | d4n ツ | 342 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ SluRRY⭕⃤ | 328 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinpure | +4.66 | 76 | 83 |
| #2 | Pablo | +4.51 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Squid | +2.13 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | d4n ツ | +1.83 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ SluRRY⭕⃤ | +1.67 | 64 | 66 |





