








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Esplay | 15 matches | 1,554 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3191 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3126 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3158 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3201 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,064,847 of utility $256 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedBaron | 1194 | 0.13 | 32 min |
| #2 | Toniip | 770 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #3 | eRun | 387 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | ★Blits★ | 132 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | crrml | 126 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toniip | +1.61 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | thevz | +1.28 | 46 | 67 |
| #3 | crrml | +0.90 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | Mr.DocWhite | +0.44 | 57 | 53 |
| #5 | RedBaron | +0.41 | 36 | 78 |





