








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 780 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Esplay | 17 matches | 1,521 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 140 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8964 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6694 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6623 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6665 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,205,737 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 413 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Mr.DocWhite | 51% | 438 |
| #6 | eRun | 50% | 223 |
| #7 | Norex | 49% | 53 |
| #8 | Brille2K | 47% | 32 |
| #9 | ★Blits★ | 44% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.DocWhite | 20 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Toniip | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | eRun | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ★Blits★ | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | crrml | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toniip | 685 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | Mr.DocWhite | 592 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #3 | eRun | 346 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #4 | Norex | 141 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | crrml | 139 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toniip | +1.72 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | thevz | +1.37 | 42 | 69 |
| #3 | crrml | +1.16 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Mr.DocWhite | +0.37 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | RedBaron | +0.35 | 36 | 78 |





