








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 678 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10823 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8676 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6724 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3512 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,586,551 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2748 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerardinyu | 55% | 121 |
| #2 | Stutje-iwnl- | 53% | 210 |
| #3 | y2 | 52% | 218 |
| #4 | Biurrun | 49% | 350 |
| #5 | noli | 48% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerardinyu | 55% | 121 |
| #2 | Stutje-iwnl- | 53% | 210 |
| #3 | y2 | 52% | 218 |
| #4 | Biurrun | 49% | 350 |
| #5 | noli | 48% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biurrun | 36 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | y2 | 23 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | gerardinyu | 18 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Stutje-iwnl- | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | noli | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biurrun | 872 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #2 | gerardinyu | 441 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | noli | 411 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Stutje-iwnl- | 331 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | y2 | 178 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerardinyu | +3.24 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | Biurrun | +1.98 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Stutje-iwnl- | +1.34 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | y2 | +1.24 | 81 | 47 |
| #5 | Chechu! | +0.06 | 66 | 61 |





