








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 833 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2296 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4259 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4385 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,668,897 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 693 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0nesy | 64% | 59 |
| #2 | gerardinyu | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | noli | 53% | 110 |
| #4 | Chechu! | 52% | 218 |
| #5 | Stutje-iwnl- | 52% | 339 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gerardinyu | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | noli | 53% | 110 |
| #4 | Chechu! | 52% | 218 |
| #5 | Stutje-iwnl- | 52% | 339 |
| #6 | Biurrun | 50% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stutje-iwnl- | 30 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Chechu! | 25 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Biurrun | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | gerardinyu | 8 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | noli | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chechu! | 908 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Stutje-iwnl- | 524 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | noli | 313 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Biurrun | 232 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | gerardinyu | 145 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gerardinyu | +1.47 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | Biurrun | +1.34 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | y2 | +0.82 | 83 | 45 |
| #4 | Stutje-iwnl- | +0.19 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | k0nesy | -0.45 | 73 | 54 |





