








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1148 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3538 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2704 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4043 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2479 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,524,644 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noli | 52% | 103 |
| #2 | y2 | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | gerardinyu | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | Chechu! | 49% | 350 |
| #5 | Stutje-iwnl- | 48% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | gerardinyu | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | Chechu! | 49% | 350 |
| #5 | Stutje-iwnl- | 48% | 105 |
| #6 | Chunchunmaru | 37% | 70 |
| #7 | alhamdulillah | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chechu! | 48 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | y2 | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Stutje-iwnl- | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Chunchunmaru | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | gerardinyu | 5 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chechu! | 1649 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #2 | noli | 246 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Stutje-iwnl- | 194 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | gerardinyu | 185 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | Chunchunmaru | 154 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biurrun | +2.16 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | gerardinyu | +1.94 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | alhamdulillah | +0.99 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | y2 | +0.72 | 77 | 43 |
| #5 | Stutje-iwnl- | +0.70 | 66 | 62 |





