








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2352 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2889 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1387 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2727 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,362 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Not Aidan | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Just A Bug | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | squilliam fancyson | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | Phamtom Opera | 64% | 47 |
| #5 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | 61% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | kyle | 58% | 154 |
| #8 | Basik | 57% | 37 |
| #9 | Kraken | 57% | 90 |
| #10 | purpp | 50% | 16 |
| #11 | gooey louie | 45% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | kyle | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Kraken | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Phamtom Opera | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | gooey louie | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyle | 659 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | 443 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | gooey louie | 211 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Basik | 189 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Kraken | 175 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | purpp | +2.61 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | +2.50 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | kyle | +2.44 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | Phamtom Opera | +1.98 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | InConS1stEnt | +1.18 | 85 | 70 |





