








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 988 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 155 matches | ||
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6857 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,634 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9073 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7672 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4826 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5063 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,867,077 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | 56 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | InConS1stEnt | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Princess S U C C | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Just A Bug | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Kraken | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | 1426 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | InConS1stEnt | 461 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | Just A Bug | 457 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Basik | 362 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #5 | gooey louie | 225 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyle | +3.71 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | +3.48 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | Phamtom Opera | +2.00 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | InConS1stEnt | +1.04 | 85 | 71 |
| #5 | Princess S U C C | +0.70 | 52 | 53 |





