








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1246 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8350 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9350 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4181 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5860 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,590,322 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InConS1stEnt | 61% | 119 |
| #2 | kyle | 60% | 398 |
| #3 | Basik | 58% | 79 |
| #4 | Kraken | 58% | 62 |
| #5 | Princess S U C C | 58% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyle | 1864 | 0.23 | 49 min |
| #2 | Just A Bug | 816 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #3 | Princess S U C C | 588 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | lucky_buddy22 | 446 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #5 | InConS1stEnt | 379 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ rybo-iwnl- | +4.03 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | kyle | +3.48 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | Princess S U C C | +1.49 | 53 | 56 |
| #4 | InConS1stEnt | +0.99 | 86 | 71 |
| #5 | Kraken | -1.05 | 69 | 57 |





