








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2062 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1670 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2641 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1847 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,560 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee McG123 | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Tyrone | 69% | 51 |
| #3 | dylshy | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | ingen reklame | 67% | 24 |
| #5 | 6max | 63% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hawy | 22 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | messi | 16 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | 6max | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Tyrone | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | bread | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | messi | 394 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | bread | 354 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | 6max | 198 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | hawy | 194 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | ingen reklame | 141 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dylshy | +3.59 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | 6max | +3.41 | 69 | 64 |
| #3 | ingen reklame | +2.60 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | Razy | +2.15 | 86 | 63 |
| #5 | Lee McG123 | +1.39 | 79 | 61 |





