








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3648 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1670 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2511 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1791 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $726,568 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razy | 16 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | messi | 16 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | hawy | 15 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | realsigma_birmingham | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | 6max | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | messi | 362 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #2 | Razy | 293 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | hawy | 196 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | 6max | 196 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tyrone | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6max | +3.62 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Razy | +2.47 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | hawy | +2.20 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | w i l l u r | +1.90 | 55 | 70 |
| #5 | yung bip | +0.85 | 72 | 51 |





