








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5692 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3846 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3136 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3267 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,027 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | magzy | 46% | 24 |
| #11 | herona1 | 45% | 148 |
| #12 | Darkgreyhound | 45% | 20 |
| #13 | Gra1gyS | 42% | 72 |
| #14 | :3 | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Señor Loowis | 783 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | Lee McG123 | 346 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Gra1gyS | 307 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | eND | 241 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | SamBox. | 169 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eND | +3.45 | 95 | 58 |
| #2 | dylshy | +2.32 | 86 | 61 |
| #3 | SamBox. | +2.19 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | Razy | +1.23 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | Señor Loowis | +0.92 | 81 | 70 |





