








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 736 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 357 | 49% |
| Smokes | 129 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 149 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $52,598 of utility $9 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | DeDeXteR | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Tinoa | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Sherlock R. | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | | 45% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tinoa | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Sherlock R. | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | | 45% | 69 |
| #6 | K4TAN4 | 38% | 53 |
| #7 | な 𝓝4𝓨𝓛0𝓚1𝓜 な | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sherlock R. | 11 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | K4TAN4 | 9 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Tinoa | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | DeDeXteR | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4TAN4 | 87 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sherlock R. | 85 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tinoa | 75 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | な 𝓝4𝓨𝓛0𝓚1𝓜 な | 57 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Flame | 53 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | +8.26 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | Tinoa | +5.15 | 74 | 53 |
| #3 | Sherlock R. | +3.73 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | DeDeXteR | +2.27 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | K4TAN4 | +2.22 | 32 | 58 |





