








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2286 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1541 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2625 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1760 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,967 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛N3mo♛ | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | Mr. Puss | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | JT | 48% | 31 |
| #4 | WiKKiD | 48% | 82 |
| #5 | Mr. Pineapple | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | blockerdk | 44% | 128 |
| #9 | LilleLuffe | 42% | 36 |
| #10 | GraffitiKing | 39% | 88 |
| #11 | skinkesild35 | 35% | 49 |
| #12 | Happy hunter | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GraffitiKing | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | BeaZt | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | \ Emilkfp / | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | blockerdk | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | WiKKiD | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaZt | 221 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | \ Emilkfp / | 154 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♛N3mo♛ | 133 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | blockerdk | 111 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | WiKKiD | 91 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Puss | +5.60 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | ♛N3mo♛ | +5.23 | 92 | 43 |
| #3 | Happy hunter | +3.90 | 59 | 40 |
| #4 | WiKKiD | +2.50 | 57 | 53 |
| #5 | JT | +2.24 | 64 | 43 |





