








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 584 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2833 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1769 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2776 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1306 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2169 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $603,280 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | PUF | 46% | 105 |
| #9 | skinkesild35 | 44% | 82 |
| #10 | Mr. Puss | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | GraffitiKing | 42% | 72 |
| #12 | BeaZt | 41% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛N3mo♛ | 15 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | WiKKiD | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | BeaZt | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | GraffitiKing | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | JT | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeaZt | 303 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | WiKKiD | 246 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | ♛N3mo♛ | 219 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | PUF | 144 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | JT | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛N3mo♛ | +4.50 | 90 | 44 |
| #2 | Gm1ster | +4.41 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | Mr. Puss | +1.88 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | WiKKiD | +1.76 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | JT | +0.70 | 63 | 45 |





