








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Faceit | 357 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10953 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11977 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11546 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 11364 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,222,085 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 56% | 402 |
| #2 | OleKahl | 55% | 395 |
| #3 | McClean | 55% | 223 |
| #4 | phylo | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Beyzord | 52% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 56% | 402 |
| #2 | OleKahl | 55% | 395 |
| #3 | McClean | 55% | 223 |
| #4 | phylo | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | Beyzord | 52% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 69 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | OleKahl | 30 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | McClean | 22 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Beyzord | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | phylo | 11 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 1332 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | OleKahl | 736 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | McClean | 469 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | Beyzord | 268 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | phylo | 157 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | +1.55 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | +0.84 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | OleKahl | +0.64 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | Beyzord | +0.07 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | phylo | -0.44 | 70 | 45 |





