








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Wingman | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3907 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3708 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5137 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5507 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,081,975 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McClean | 41 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | EssigreiNIGER | 29 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | phylo | 18 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | CEOOFTRUST | 11 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | 557 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 373 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | McClean | 357 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | phylo | 266 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | OleKahl | 210 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | +2.02 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | Beyzord | +1.98 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | phylo | +0.82 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | OleKahl | +0.71 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | McClean | +0.34 | 72 | 52 |





