








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2168 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2486 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2421 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1945 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,143,913 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CEOOFTRUST | 53% | 72 |
| #6 | Beyzord | 53% | 114 |
| #7 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 48% | 40 |
| #8 | OleKahl | 47% | 38 |
| #9 | LeqCyncrix | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McClean | 32 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | EssigreiNIGER | 22 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Beyzord | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | CEOOFTRUST | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 10 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | McClean | 292 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | CEOOFTRUST | 240 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Beyzord | 160 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | 160 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | EssigreiNIGER | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | +2.52 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | Djinigami | +2.28 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | +1.97 | 90 | 57 |
| #4 | Beyzord | +1.61 | 73 | 53 |
| #5 | phylo | +1.59 | 77 | 48 |





