








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Faceit | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5554 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4237 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5626 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4157 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,747,836 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚜 | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | OleKahl | 60% | 220 |
| #3 | CEOOFTRUST | 56% | 402 |
| #4 | Djinigami | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | phylo | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CEOOFTRUST | 56% | 402 |
| #4 | Djinigami | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | phylo | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | McClean | 47% | 154 |
| #7 | Beyzord | 42% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | 30 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | OleKahl | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | McClean | 18 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Beyzord | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | phylo | 5 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | 1194 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #2 | OleKahl | 467 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | McClean | 336 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Beyzord | 208 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Djinigami | 131 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CEOOFTRUST | +1.74 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | OleKahl | +1.32 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | ARCP.CC | CGMonke | +1.02 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Djinigami | +0.35 | 60 | 61 |
| #5 | Beyzord | -0.16 | 75 | 58 |





