








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 443 matches | ||
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2643 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3023 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,290 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tofu🍓 | 53% | 302 |
| #2 | týssy | 53% | 272 |
| #3 | Mylo | 50% | 663 |
| #4 | Stèfàn | 49% | 189 |
| #5 | 💕Meat Toilet💕 | 48% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Stèfàn | 49% | 189 |
| #5 | 💕Meat Toilet💕 | 48% | 145 |
| #6 | pet femboy | 48% | 206 |
| #7 | JD | 45% | 67 |
| #8 | mmmm.. | 44% | 247 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mylo | 78 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | pet femboy | 30 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | mmmm.. | 29 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | tofu🍓 | 27 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Stèfàn | 20 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mylo | 910 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #2 | tofu🍓 | 304 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Stèfàn | 244 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | JD | 185 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | 💕Meat Toilet💕 | 145 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | týssy | +6.02 | 91 | 32 |
| #2 | pet femboy | +1.37 | 84 | 17 |
| #3 | mmmm.. | +0.66 | 83 | 25 |
| #4 | tofu🍓 | +0.34 | 50 | 48 |
| #5 | subu | -0.19 | 71 | 20 |





