








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 901 | 27% |
| Smokes | 840 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 785 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 840 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,276 of utility $266 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 850 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 即使沒有路我也會繼續 | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 78% | 40 |
| #3 | behemoth | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | ben69fatmaniac | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | scimitax | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 28 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 11 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 7 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | ben69fatmaniac | 7 | 0.0229 |
| #5 | scimitax | 7 | 0.0232 |





