








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 22% |
| Smokes | 476 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 543 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 578 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $391,288 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | Shingeki no Kyojin | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | wott | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Tōkyō Gūru | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tōkyō Gūru | 40% | 10 |
| #6 | behemoth | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | 36% | 11 |
| #8 | scimitax | 33% | 12 |
| #9 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 22 | 0.0239 |
| #2 | Shingeki no Kyojin | 20 | 0.0251 |
| #3 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | 7 | 0.0275 |
| #4 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 5 | 0.0258 |
| #5 | Tōkyō Gūru | 5 | 0.0294 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jammu_BOB benstain | 212 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | Shingeki no Kyojin | 60 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | wott | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | 31 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝘓𝘔𝘔 luws you <3 | +12.49 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | 來自大王國的紫魔女 | +3.90 | 57 | 53 |
| #3 | behemoth | +3.35 | 52 | 67 |
| #4 | xX_Y0L0-sW4Gg3rZ420_Xx [FaZe] | +2.74 | 48 | 65 |
| #5 | Jammu_BOB benstain | +2.52 | 70 | 61 |





