








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1864 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 241 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




515 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16417 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 61,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14872 | 24% |
| Smokes | 12846 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 19682 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 14217 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,131,424 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4 | 54% | 147 |
| #2 | ..... | 52% | 442 |
| #3 | BeanBoyDelRio | 50% | 513 |
| #4 | EL PATO | 50% | 132 |
| #5 | BIG TUNA | 49% | 813 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ..... | 52% | 442 |
| #3 | BeanBoyDelRio | 50% | 513 |
| #4 | EL PATO | 50% | 132 |
| #5 | BIG TUNA | 49% | 813 |
| #6 | FaZe SaLmOn NiGiRi | 38% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG TUNA | 298 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | ..... | 215 | 0.0238 |
| #3 | BeanBoyDelRio | 102 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | J4 | 30 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | FaZe SaLmOn NiGiRi | 27 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG TUNA | 1257 | 0.07 | 26 min |
| #2 | BeanBoyDelRio | 816 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | ..... | 799 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | J4 | 336 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | EL PATO | 261 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ..... | +3.96 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | tobi | +1.01 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | EL PATO | +0.85 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | J4 | +0.22 | 65 | 45 |
| #5 | BIG TUNA | -0.22 | 70 | 49 |





