








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1406 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1179 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2049 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1089 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,308,326 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 725 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanBoyDelRio | 51% | 109 |
| #2 | BIG TUNA | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | tobi | 38% | 198 |
| #4 | ..... | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeanBoyDelRio | 51% | 109 |
| #2 | BIG TUNA | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | tobi | 38% | 198 |
| #4 | ..... | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobi | 139 | 0.0374 |
| #2 | ..... | 42 | 0.0376 |
| #3 | BeanBoyDelRio | 25 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | BIG TUNA | 23 | 0.0314 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobi | 486 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | BeanBoyDelRio | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | ..... | 110 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | BIG TUNA | 81 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ..... | +5.94 | 84 | 42 |
| #2 | tobi | +3.60 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | BIG TUNA | -0.12 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | BeanBoyDelRio | -0.29 | 50 | 46 |
| #5 | FaZe SaLmOn NiGiRi | -1.38 | 39 | 42 |





