








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 773 | 30% |
| Smokes | 544 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 664 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,106 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ragnarok | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | โฟYhebYhebโฟ | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | AvengingAngel | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | ShayShay | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | VaRDiNaL | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ragnarok | 60 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | PastorDolph | 56 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ | 50 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | โฟYhebYhebโฟ | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShayShay | 14 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โฟYhebYhebโฟ | +6.54 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | SyNc <3 | +1.70 | 74 | 47 |
| #3 | ShayShay | +1.29 | 44 | 76 |
| #4 | ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ | -1.14 | 68 | 53 |
| #5 | [R_R] ๐dOcc | -1.55 | 36 | 15 |





