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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1434 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3074 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2864 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3768 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,841,016 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ๅทด้จๅฎ็บข | 56% | 63 |
| #5 | .ric | 55% | 165 |
| #6 | แ โงโงBuyDonuts | 48% | 29 |
| #7 | ใ | 47% | 60 |
| #8 | ;) | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ric | 16 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | ใ | 14 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | ;) | 10 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | ๅทด้จๅฎ็บข | 8 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | Seris | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .ric | 199 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | ใ | 133 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | แ โงโงBuyDonuts | 109 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | ๅทด้จๅฎ็บข | 108 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Seris | 102 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐ฃ | +3.75 | 82 | 42 |
| #2 | Michiii | +1.01 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | ใ | -0.16 | 50 | 55 |
| #4 | .ric | -0.42 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | แ โงโงBuyDonuts | -0.42 | 65 | 58 |





