








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 341 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1694 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 5503 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 5550 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,257,218 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π€π πππ£ | 64% | 121 |
| #2 | Michiii | 55% | 141 |
| #3 | .ric | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | ππππππ- | 53% | 198 |
| #5 | βͺ REM1337 β‘ | 51% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ππππππ- | 53% | 198 |
| #5 | βͺ REM1337 β‘ | 51% | 80 |
| #6 | γ | 51% | 146 |
| #7 | Centrisγ | 45% | 165 |
| #8 | monkey with tophat | 40% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | γ | 32 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | monkey with tophat | 31 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | ππππππ- | 24 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Michiii | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | .ric | 14 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Centrisγ | 300 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Michiii | 269 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | γ | 226 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ππππππ- | 139 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | .ric | 129 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π€π πππ£ | +7.24 | 85 | 45 |
| #2 | Centrisγ | +5.83 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | ππππππ- | +5.32 | 83 | 43 |
| #4 | βͺ REM1337 β‘ | +2.58 | 70 | 41 |
| #5 | Michiii | +2.44 | 64 | 53 |





