








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2990 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2927 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2131 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2545 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,056,121 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryveng | 22 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | hAze | 18 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | cal | 14 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | brYce | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | St0p_Me I love Jack | 6 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hAze | 652 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | Cryveng | 437 | 0.33 | 13 min |
| #3 | brYce | 359 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | cal | 218 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | St0p_Me I love Jack | 136 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryveng | +3.56 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | ULTRXX | +2.95 | 92 | 60 |
| #3 | cal | +1.83 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | St0p_Me I love Jack | +1.51 | 92 | 59 |
| #5 | hAze | +1.45 | 79 | 60 |





