








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 872 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1078 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1116 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,932 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff Bezos | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | LEONARD | 44% | 73 |
| #3 | DONATELLO | 42% | 117 |
| #4 | RAPHAEL | 41% | 92 |
| #5 | @tomás. | 28% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LEONARD | 44% | 73 |
| #3 | DONATELLO | 42% | 117 |
| #4 | RAPHAEL | 41% | 92 |
| #5 | @tomás. | 28% | 54 |
| #6 | poeta | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAPHAEL | 27 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | LEONARD | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | DONATELLO | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | @tomás. | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Jeff Bezos | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DONATELLO | 203 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | @tomás. | 164 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | LEONARD | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | RAPHAEL | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jeff Bezos | 45 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAPHAEL | +1.69 | 49 | 32 |
| #2 | @tomás. | +0.91 | 46 | 50 |
| #3 | LEONARD | -0.04 | 41 | 44 |
| #4 | DONATELLO | -1.13 | 43 | 48 |
| #5 | Jeff Bezos | -1.27 | 74 | 37 |





