








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,771 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1376 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1132 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1817 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1446 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,204 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff Bezos | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | MICHELANGELO | 42% | 117 |
| #3 | RAPHAEL | 41% | 185 |
| #4 | LEONARD | 34% | 88 |
| #5 | poeta | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MICHELANGELO | 42% | 117 |
| #3 | RAPHAEL | 41% | 185 |
| #4 | LEONARD | 34% | 88 |
| #5 | poeta | 33% | 30 |
| #6 | @tomás. | 28% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAPHAEL | 50 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | LEONARD | 15 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | MICHELANGELO | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | @tomás. | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Jeff Bezos | 3 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @tomás. | 292 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | MICHELANGELO | 228 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | LEONARD | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | RAPHAEL | 128 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jeff Bezos | 59 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeff Bezos | +2.03 | 77 | 43 |
| #2 | RAPHAEL | +1.63 | 54 | 37 |
| #3 | @tomás. | +0.30 | 44 | 50 |
| #4 | LEONARD | -0.01 | 41 | 46 |
| #5 | DONATELLO | -0.93 | 42 | 49 |





