








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2194 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1503 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1505 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $645,383 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon Snow | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | BJ Deefstorm | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | LIMEDY | 52% | 96 |
| #4 | Cheetos | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | illuxe ✭ | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jon Snow | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | BJ Deefstorm | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | LIMEDY | 52% | 96 |
| #4 | Cheetos | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | illuxe ✭ | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMEDY | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | illuxe ✭ | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Cheetos | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMEDY | 331 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | illuxe ✭ | 220 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Cheetos | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | BJ Deefstorm | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jon Snow | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exolample | +1.05 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | illuxe ✭ | +0.56 | 29 | 50 |
| #3 | BJ Deefstorm | +0.51 | 50 | 44 |
| #4 | Jon Snow | +0.48 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | Cheetos | -0.37 | 67 | 52 |





