








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 599 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4351 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2444 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 5360 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6137 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,430,170 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | LIMEDY | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | illuxe ✭ | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 56% | 48 |
| #2 | LIMEDY | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | illuxe ✭ | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMEDY | 12 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | illuxe ✭ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LIMEDY | 195 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | illuxe ✭ | 141 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheetos | +1.13 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | illuxe ✭ | +0.85 | 30 | 55 |
| #3 | LIMEDY | -0.02 | 77 | 41 |
| #4 | ✘Giga✘☂ | -1.44 | 54 | 46 |





