








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3894 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3464 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2242 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3526 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,017,718 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoxx | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | Lines | 58% | 102 |
| #3 | Paulex | 56% | 259 |
| #4 | Ringeltaube | 54% | 244 |
| #5 | fidann | 54% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lines | 16 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | fidann | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Paulex | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Ringeltaube | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | AlexanderCH🌸 | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fidann | 1238 | 0.22 | 38 min |
| #2 | Paulex | 1175 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #3 | Ringeltaube | 514 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | Caesar™ | 304 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | Heros5k | 49 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | +2.91 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | Heros5k | +2.42 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Lines | +1.17 | 95 | 46 |
| #4 | Ringeltaube | +0.41 | 50 | 63 |
| #5 | AlexanderCH🌸 | +0.19 | 71 | 43 |





