








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3530 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5473 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3627 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5799 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,499,226 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoxx | 59% | 49 |
| #2 | Leginator_123 | 54% | 244 |
| #3 | ɅVRG ( Dia Coin Owner =) | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | fidann | 51% | 320 |
| #5 | Paulex | 50% | 458 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paulex | 29 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Leginator_123 | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Lines | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | fidann | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Caesar™ | 8 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paulex | 2336 | 0.25 | 57 min |
| #2 | fidann | 1475 | 0.22 | 44 min |
| #3 | Leginator_123 | 922 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #4 | Caesar™ | 581 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | Lines | 113 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leginator_123 | +2.79 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Lines | +1.71 | 95 | 49 |
| #3 | Ringeltaube | +0.80 | 53 | 63 |
| #4 | AlexanderCH🌸 | +0.30 | 76 | 42 |
| #5 | fidann | +0.24 | 66 | 81 |





