








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2259 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1050 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1673 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1422 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $339,508 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MSDM | 45% | 11 |
| #2 | sňupKOS | 43% | 21 |
| #3 | SimoniNb | 39% | 76 |
| #4 | J0e_mama | 37% | 75 |
| #5 | Sliperry | 34% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SimoniNb | 39% | 76 |
| #4 | J0e_mama | 37% | 75 |
| #5 | Sliperry | 34% | 64 |
| #6 | ГОСПОДИН КОЛьЦОВ | 33% | 113 |
| #7 | Žaty | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J0e_mama | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Sliperry | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | ГОСПОДИН КОЛьЦОВ | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | SimoniNb | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Žaty | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ГОСПОДИН КОЛьЦОВ | 270 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | SimoniNb | 251 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sliperry | 142 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | J0e_mama | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | sňupKOS | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimoniNb | +7.31 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | ГОСПОДИН КОЛьЦОВ | +2.05 | 40 | 63 |
| #3 | sňupKOS | +0.79 | 26 | 58 |
| #4 | J0e_mama | -0.94 | 39 | 38 |
| #5 | MSDM | -1.10 | 10 | 45 |





