








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 320 matches | ||
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6926 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3982 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4095 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1198 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,906,672 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MSDM | 45% | 112 |
| #2 | SimoniNb | 44% | 172 |
| #3 | sňupKOS | 42% | 125 |
| #4 | J0e_mama | 40% | 184 |
| #5 | Sliperry | 40% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SimoniNb | 44% | 172 |
| #3 | sňupKOS | 42% | 125 |
| #4 | J0e_mama | 40% | 184 |
| #5 | Sliperry | 40% | 197 |
| #6 | slepačí džokej | 33% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sliperry | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | MSDM | 15 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | J0e_mama | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | SimoniNb | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | sňupKOS | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimoniNb | 623 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Sliperry | 445 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | slepačí džokej | 308 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | J0e_mama | 306 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | sňupKOS | 266 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimoniNb | +6.59 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | ГОСПОДИН КОЛьЦОВ | +1.26 | 41 | 62 |
| #3 | MSDM | -1.14 | 13 | 44 |
| #4 | sňupKOS | -1.42 | 29 | 58 |
| #5 | Sliperry | -2.82 | 22 | 58 |





