








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5203 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4435 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3682 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2295 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,494 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kempa ♥ | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Pabl0adW | 53% | 187 |
| #3 | Dramzi | 51% | 76 |
| #4 | Faker | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | NYANELIT3 | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NYANELIT3 | 46% | 28 |
| #6 | DaniTheRipper96 | 46% | 50 |
| #7 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 42% | 31 |
| #8 | Fevereagle | 42% | 24 |
| #9 | Gensou | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl0adW | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | DaniTheRipper96 | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Kempa ♥ | 5 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | Dramzi | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Fevereagle | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pabl0adW | 823 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | Haydnsmovingcastle | 216 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dramzi | 113 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | NYANELIT3 | 110 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | DaniTheRipper96 | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NYANELIT3 | +1.33 | 63 | 76 |
| #2 | ♠Designated Bait♠ | +1.27 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | Faker | +0.68 | 79 | 39 |
| #4 | Haydnsmovingcastle | +0.45 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Fevereagle | +0.42 | 41 | 58 |





